Wednesday, 13 June 2012

Sock Dating Agency

Fed up feeling like the odd one out? Do you lean to the left, or the right? Black, white, coloured? We offer to match you with a partner with similar interests. Scroll down the available styles below and then simply fill in your details:

A. Black: Sizes from childrens 6 to Adult 13
     1. Sports style (ie thicker and more padded than the norm, which sums up the owners)
         i. with appropriate logo above the ankle
        ii. with fetching stripes to the side - to give the impression of speed
     2. Trainer-style, which to most of us means, those teeny-weeny pretensions to be socks that cannot be seen above the shoe. Not for the exhibitionist sock-lover. Usually in plain block-black, also seen with mock-leopard-print pink (for the closet fast-dresser.)
     3. Work socks - whether office or classroom. Thinner cotton. Adult sizes only. Block colouring at heels and toes, some with stripes at both ends, others with barely discernible black lettering (subtle, but a little too much so for we match-makers).

B. White: Sizes from childrens 9 to Adult 13
      1. Sports style - as above. Rarely seen in original colour, can be provided with varying shades of grey, orange, brown, green or pink soles.
          i. if for cricket, logos not seen underneath white, so exact match not essential
         ii. fetching stripes simply look like mud-stains, do you really want these?
      2. Trainer style. Limited numbers available, too little of original colour remaining to classify as white.
      3. Work socks - no one in their right minds...

C. Multi-coloured: Sizes from childrens 3 to Adult 6
     1. Long - fun socks available in the months prior to Christmas for novelty stocking-fillers. Available with a variety of Jolly Snowmen, Nordic knit-print, and Festive reds. Again, probably worn under trousers and therefore matching non-essential.
     2. Short - from short-short, trainer-style to ankle, to mid-calf, due to age-induced shrinking.

Any interest, apply within. All single socks available for immediate pairing.
Please - no donations expected, wanted or asked for.

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